Ahh, our dear Cilla. For those old enough to remember the war, she was a global pop star. For those of us with a few more years left in us, she was the host of ’90s dating show, Blind Date. Whatever she was to you, here’s our Graham with a quick reminder… Just kidding – it’s Cilla Black jokes, of course! That’s right – no one’s off limits…
Cilla Black has died.
Surprise Surprise.
It has been reported that Cilla Black died of “natural causes”.
So was it an overdose, a gunshot wound or from being kicked in the head by a goat?
My mam’s been offered Cilla Black’s kidney. The doctors are throwing in her teeth too so I can retile my bathroom floor.
With the news of Cilla Black’s death, I can’t help but wonder what scandal will come out about her.
My money’s on an old porno turning up – surprise surprise!
Cilla may have changed her name from White to Black, but now her face will definitely say otherwise.
Cilla Black trying to get into heaven, Saint Peter asks:Â What’s your name and where do you come from?
Bobbi Brown passed away earlier in the week and now Cilla Black croaks – God’s playing celebrity snooker.
Cilla Black sang about ‘Anyone Who Had A Heart’. But where’s hers now, eh?
Ahh, Cilla, we love you, really. A lorra lorra love.
