Owls of Derision
CHAIRMAN Milan Mandaric has given downtrodden Sheffield Wednesday fans one more thing to worry about after saying he’d be interested in appointing Gary Megson as...
Emman’s the Man
BIGÂ club hop-about Emmanuel Adebayor said he was delighted after making a goal scoring home debut in Real Madrid's 2-0 Spanish Cup semi-final win over...
An El of a Greeting
RANGERS manager Walter Smith has defended new signing and all-round c*nt El Hadji Diouf after his side’s 1-0 win over Hearts. Rangers fans welcomed...
He’s Not That Andy
IN the wake of everyone scratching their heads and what the hell Liverpool are playing at by spending £35m  on a violent Geordie giant, Andy...
Cup venue runneth over
CRICKET: Clearly having not learned their lesson from the Commonwealth Games, India’s shambolic approach to major events continued last week with the decision to...
State of the Nations
RUGBY: The Six Nations is upon us once again. Hurrah! In fact, the first match kicked off last night – which makes it rather...
Dude, Where's my Car?
WHILE most of us mere mortals lose things like mobile phones or house keys, the hide and seek search that regularly has Jermaine Pennant...
Pirates of the West Midlands – The Curse of the Claret and Blue Pearl
GYAR! Shiver me main brace and splice me timbers, hold on to your dubloons fair readers for tis time for Cap’n BBM to tell...
Kenny Kops more of the same
WHAT’S the difference between Kenny Dalglish (pictured) and Roy Hodgson? Fuck all apparently. “Sometimes it doesn't matter how good the player is,...
THE YOUNG AND THE FECKLESS
Forget those knobby "best of 2010" lists, we want to look forward not back. We want to know what's shaking in 2011 hip daddy,...