Flea from the puff
PUFF Daddy has fleas. And Simon Le Bon. That’s the investigative conclusion BBM has come to following the news that crap British breakfast show...
Off on your holo-days
THE first-step in a Terminator-style vision of the future was taken in Manchester Airport this week when passengers were greeted by holographic staff members....
Off on your holo-days
THE first-step in a Terminator-style vision of the future was taken in Manchester Airport this week when passengers were greeted by holographic staff members....
Chocolate drop
FAT bastard Britain is reeling from the news that the size of our chocolate bars is being reduced but not the cost. Cadbury is...
Chocolate drop
FAT bastard Britain is reeling from the news that the size of our chocolate bars is being reduced but not the cost. Cadbury is...
Victoria’s Secrets
ARE you an Australian? Does your dad go quiet when you ask him why your family came here? Do you masturbate furiously to the...
Angry Gonzalez
 IN YET more ‘When Presenters Go Bad’ news (see above), the inoffensive, publicity-shy presenters of Top Gear could be forced to apologise for...
Angry Gonzalez
 IN YET more ‘When Presenters Go Bad’ news (see above), the inoffensive, publicity-shy presenters of Top Gear could be forced to apologise for...
Cut it out Pax Man
FILTHY Newsnight shock jock, Jeremy Paxman, was up to his old bad boy antics this week – saying the word ‘c*nt’ live on the...
Cut it out Pax Man
FILTHY Newsnight shock jock, Jeremy Paxman, was up to his old bad boy antics this week – saying the word ‘c*nt’ live on the...