john-goodman-1FAT actor John Goodman is waddling his way to better fitness because the lardass was sick of, and we quote, “breaking the furniture”.


To be fair, when your snapping chairs by sitting them, it’s probably time to join the gym.

“I was breaking furniture, for Lord’s sake!” he said, while munching on a Big Mac.


“I hit it (alcohol) pretty hard for 30 years and there was a lot of residual damage… I’d get off of Roseanne every spring, I’d lose 60 pound (27.2 kilograms)…


“Then I got too fond of the barley corn (beer) and then I’d just screw everything up.”