We’re not usually ones to kick people while they’re down….okay, that’s a complete lie, yes we are. And losing a Hemsworth fiancé is pretty rough going, but we can’t resist a further giggle at Miley’s expense. Her recent crimes against fashion are pretty great jokes themselves, but here’s just a few that have tickled our fancy…
Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus have separated.
While the couple have not given any statement on the reasons behind the breakup, sources close to the pair say it just wasn’t twerking
Miley Cyrus is releasing a new fragrance called ‘Twerk’.
Apparently, it’s just Billy Ray’s tears in a bottle
Yes, Miley may be foam-fingering herself and dabbling in recreational drugs, but please remember she is 37 in trailer park years.
Miley Cyrus has claimed she nearly died in a bowling alley, after getting her fingers stuck in a ball.
In an interview, the ball was quoted as saying, “Like nobody’s ever had their fingers stuck in her.”
What is up with Miley’s tongue? The fucking thing is out more than an Aussie batsman
Thanks a lot, Miley Cyrus. Now my 8-year-old is twerking around the house in a bikini.
He should have been at football practice half an hour ago
Miley Cyrus said she mentors Justin Bieber. That’s like having Apple maps lead you through life
When Miley Cyrus is naked and licking a hammer, it’s “art” and “music”.
But when I do it, apparently, I’m “drunk” and “banned from B&Q”
Miley Cyrus really needs to do something about that horrible face she pulls with her tongue.
I haven’t seen one like that since the last time my dog sniffed my wife’s knickers
Courtesy of Sickepedia.org
