Easter is just around the corner, so here are our best bad taste Easter jokes to get you in the mood for the best time of year… BANK HOLIDAY SEASON.
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Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?
He doesn’t want anyone knowing he’s been fucking the chickens.
What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?
It might take me a while to get hard cause I just got laid by some chick.
I love Jesus.
He’s born, I get presents. He dies, I get chocolate.
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Why wouldn’t you want to be an Easter Egg?
Cos it takes 3 minutes to get hard.
Why wouldn’t you want to be an Easter Egg?
You only get eaten once.
I feel sorry for Jesus. He spent most of his life trying to do good deeds, yet more people celebrate his death than Hitler’s.
Jesus walks into a hotel, hands the innkeeper three nails and says, “Can you put me up for the night?”
I think it’s great that the supermarkets are doing ‘Buy One Get One Free’ on Easter eggs now.
It’s brilliant, because if you’re in a relationship, you can get one each for you and your partner, and if you’re a single woman, you can have both and try to eat away the loneliness.
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Why wouldn’t you want to be an Easter egg?
You only get laid once.
What’s the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus?
You only need one nail to hang up the picture of Jesus.
Jesus was hanging from the cross and he called out to Peter.
“Peter, I need to see you.”
Peter tried to get to the cross but the Roman soldiers fought him back.
Jesus again said, “Peter, please come here. I want to tell you something.”
Again Peter tries to fight his way through the guards but once again they stop him.
One more time, Jesus says, “Peter, please, I need to tell you something.
This time, Peter musters up all of his strength, manages to get past the guards, goes up to the cross and says, “Yes my Lord, what do you want to tell me.”
Jesus replies, “I can see your house from up here.”
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