Wow, Amy Winehouse is dead.
Unfortunately, her parents can’t keep her ashes as it would be possession of a Class A drug. Phyllis, Cambridgeshire
Elton John will perform at Amy Winehouse’s funeral with a beautiful rendition of Candle Under The Spoon. Bret, Bondi
I’d like to be the first to congratulate Amy Winehouse on 1 week of sobriety. Liam, Coogi
I really don’t get karaoke, I just don’t see the point of it.
I mean, if I want to see a hopeless drunk murder an Amy Winehouse song, I’ll go to an Amy Winehouse gig. Bob, Lincoln
Can all those waiting to make a joke about Amy Winehouse please form a line.
It’s what she would’ve wanted. Chris, Fitzroy
I don’t think we would get away with these two;
At least now Amy Winehouse can do her lines off the most shiny surface known to man.
Jade Goody’s head. Jamie, Adelaide
Amy Winehouse approaches the gates of Heaven and is at the back of a massive queue of
people. St. Peter sees her and beckons her to the front. “Am I getting special treatment
because of my fame?” she asks. St. Peter replies, “No, we’re still waiting for a Norwegian
translator for this lot!” Summer, Kingston
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