46-year-old American, Stephanie Moreland, has pleaded guilty to stealing a mink coat valued at $6,500 from a Minnesota store and hiding it in her, wait for it… Underwear.
What kind of parachute panties was this broad wearing? The last time BBM’s seen that much hair around a muff, Ron Jeremy was still porking the perm off of overaged porn whores.
To make things more interesting, and by interesting we mean disgusting, the obese tub-o-lard smuggled that poor dead animal next to her twat for 3 days.
“Think they’ll be throwing that one on the discount rack?” “Fur sure.”