losing in tennisFor the third time this year, American Ryan Sweeting was forced on court to have his piss kicked in by Spain’s Rafael Nadal. The poor lad took a beating back in Melbourne during the Australian Open’s second round, taking only four games in his 6-2 6-1 6-1 loss
to Rafa.

When asked if he’d heard of Sweeting prior to his match, Rafa was quite insightful. “I heard about him, but really didn’t know how he play. My uncle was watching match the other day, he know what he do better, what he do worse. He has to improve the serve,
because with his tall he can serve much better.” He then continued on speaking in what seems to be an early form of Caveman.

Much was the same this time around for Sweeting, as Nadal continued defending his Wimbledon title, taking three quick sets, 6-3 6-2 and 6-4.

In an interview, Sweeting admitted he’d love to have Nadal’s forehand. He also wouldn’t mind his girlfriend’s forehand, backhand, and stroke. (See: Maria Perello)