The funniest woman in Celebville has died, and with Joan Rivers’ demise, we can’t help but think of what she’d want us to all to say about her. No doubt she’d want us to be as brash, disgraceful and shocking as she was, so here are some downright awful jokes about the death of Joan Rivers…
I never saw Joan Rivers’ live act, but I’d love to see her stand up now.
Just one month after saying the Palestinians in the Gaza strip deserved to die, Joan Rivers has also died. I’m converting to Islam just to be on the safe side.
Joan Rivers is probably looking up and laughing at what we’re all wearing.
Joan Rivers died with a smile on her face. A lifetime of surgery ensured that.
With Joan Rivers’ death, Madame Tussauds have an instant edition to the museum.
Joan Rivers is dead at 81. Rest In Plastic.
Joan Rivers keeps on giving even after death. Her face is being used to make water bottles.
If the human race dies out and aliens land on an uninhabited Earth 1000 years later, they’ll find the iPhone and Joan Rivers’ face.
Joan Rivers actually died 10 years ago. Her face just didn’t realise until today.
The comments about Joan Rivers’ passing are utterly distasteful, she’d be so pleased.
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