It’s the beginning of August and we’ve wrapped up what’s been happening with a few jokes. Enjoy!
So compared to his predecessors, Pope Francis has a more relaxed stance when it comes to homosexuality.
I suppose that helps it slide in more easily.
Nelson Mandela may not last the night…
Well at 94 he’s doing bloody well to get it up at all.
Scientists have just discovered how new teeth can be grown from urine.
Good news if you drink Fosters
Justin Bieber and constipation are very similar.
The little shit hasn’t come out yet, but we all know it will eventually.
What is the main function of the Australian Cricket coach? To transport the team from the hotel to the ground.
Buckingham palace released a statement on the day of the birth of the Royal baby, saying that he’s fine and well – enjoying crapping himself and sucking Kate Middleton’s nipples. It’s Good to hear Prince Phillip’s back to his old self…
I’m not an alcoholic – I just like having an attractive wife.
I don’t agree with all this fighting in Helmand.
Let them keep their bloody mayonnaise.
A study has revealed that many murderers kill people to cover up their homosexuality.
I’m going to find the researcher of that study, and beat him to death with my anal toys.
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