After the shock findings that Tesco have been loading their burgers up with horse meat… read the article here... we thought we better do our usual take the piss antics, and give you some horse meat flavoured jokes.
So 29% of the meat content in Tesco’s hamburgers turns out to be horse! No wonder they gave me the trots! Phil, Greenwich
Horsemeat in Tesco burgers? Just say NAYYYY. Gavin, Chelsea
Stacey Solomon has been chosen as the new face of Tesco’s beef burgers. Fred, Paddington
When cooking Tesco burgers the term isn’t ‘medium rare’ it’s now ‘good to firm’. Dan, Kings Cross
Tesco horse burgers!? What’s next My Lidl Pony? Frank, Richmond
Traces of zebras found in Tesco barcodes. Gareth, Kensington
These burgers say they’re very low in fat, but a little high in Shergar. Alan, Nottingham
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