– They have just found Jimmy Savile’s diary.
His last entry was about 10 years old.
– Jimmy Saville’s alleged victims say they just want justice.
That’s a funny word for money.
– I bet Gary Glitter regrets not asking Jim to fix it instead of taking his computer to PC World.
– Jimmy Savile had to stop going to church…
The priests kept fighting over who got to hear his confession.
– What do you get if you’re accused of rape and child abuse when you die?
Away with it.
– Susan Boyle has returned her Jim’ll Fix it badge out of total disgust at the way she was treated by him after appearing in his show.
He never laid a hand on her.
– The Jimmy Saville documentary airs at 11:05pm on ITV….
He was used to being on something just after 11.
– “They didn’t say anything sooner out of fear of his fame and power…”
Fuck me, We’re talking about fucking Jimmy Savile, not Tony Montana.
– Jimmy Saville’s work history:
Early career: got sweaty and dirty with miners.
Later career: got sweaty and dirty with minors.
– Having seen the Jimmy Savile documentary last night, it’s clear he likes a certain type of girl.
They all have blurry faces.
– Still a 12 year old virgin?..
Jim’ll fix it for you.
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