When she’s not busy getting a Maori tribal tattoo inked with a chisel and mallet (watch the video below, if you can stomach it), Rihanna likes to say some funny things. Whether what she says are ‘haha’ funny or peculiar funny, we’ll leave up to you, but here are a few of our favourite quotes…
“I’m crazy and I don’t pretend to be anything else”
– Your words, love, not ours
“Music is in my DNA!”
– Might wanna do a paternity test on that one, Ri…we’ve not heard what we refer to as music from you in a long while
“I drink a lot of coconut water. It balances out all the other toxic stuff I put into my body”
– The amount of toxins Rihanna must put in her body, it’s no wonder she struck a deal with Vita Coco!
“My mother would kill me if I posed nude! My mother raised me with certain standards”
– So your mother is blind, then?
“I have too many clothes, I have too many options”
– Can’t wait to see you wearing some of them
“I’m a woman. A young woman, vibrant, and I love to have fun. And I have too many vaginas around me at this point”
– Why is she saying this like it’s a bad thing? That sounds like the best ‘problem’ in the world
“I never know what day it is. Never, ever, ever”
– Except when it’s 420, we’re guessing. Although, that seems to be everyday for BadGalRiRi…
Check out Rihanna getting a Maori tattoo…the traditional way!
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