With Barack Obama winning the 2012 US Election and celebrating four more years in office we thought it only right that we share the best jokes from the campaign trail.
– I was considering voting for Mitt Romney, but then I remembered I entered the world through a vagina.
– Election Night Drinking Game: If Romney wins drink nonstop for next four years.
– Aides begin to apply Vicks VapoRub to the rims of their nostrils as the stench of death grows overwhelming at Romney campaign HQ.
– Whenever Mitt Romney speaks, the crowd is very diverse… There are white people in their 50s, 60s and even 70’s.
– Mitt Romney was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. It had to be quickly removed to make room for his foot.
– During the debate President Obama told Mitt Romney ‘The 1980s called and they want their foreign policy back.’ Romney tried to deliver a comeback but then his beeper went off.
– One of Obama’s goals was to win back female voters, which explains why he is going to answer every question with a passage from ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’.
– Donald Trump hit out at the election result on Twitter. To his credit his one night of twitter ranting has been more entertaining than all 12 seasons of The Apprentice combined.
– Today is Ann and Mitt Romney’s 43rd wedding anniversary. This means that 43 years ago Mitt proposed to his wife and due to a weak field of candidates, she said yes.
– America has a lot of Presidents Day Sales. Mitt Romney got a little confused. He thought the presidency was for sale.
– Speaking of Romney, I read that his campaign raised $10million in California over the last 2 days. $1m was from a fundraiser while $9m was from Romney checking his pocket in some old khakis.
– What’s Obama’s new slogan in these tough time? Spare change you can believe in.
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