bad_driverWE don’t think there are any official figures on the Road Traffic Authority website, but we bet a good percentage of accidents on our roads are caused by oral sex-related distractions.

The problem is, of course, no one actually admits that’s the reason they crashed because when they do, it makes all the papers.

As summed up in the case of a woman in New Jersey this week who said she’d been the victim of a carjacking after crashing into a tree.

The 23-year-old initially told authorities that she’d got lost while driving, asked a man for directions and was promptly held up at gunpoint.

However, that story didn’t, erm, stand up and she later admitted she’d been blowing some bloke she’d picked up after letting him drive.