willow's-cracking-the-whipWillow’s cracking the whip

The child force that seems to be infiltrating the charts and has Beyonce bootie shakin’ in her boots, Willow Smith, has now announced that she wishes to be bigger than Gaga. The ten-year-old hip-hopper and spawn of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett-Smith commented saying, “I would like to be a very well-known artist. I would like to be as big as Lady GaGa. I would like to be bigger. I’d like to be a big rock star. The hardest part is wanting to hang out with your friends when you have to work. My friends will come over and you’re recording and you’re like, ‘Pleeease let me go with my friends. I don’t wanna stay here!’ – but people are relying on you.” We have to admit, the kid is really bloody good, and all those artists who have their shiteous crap in the charts should be feeling highly inadequate about now, but what we reckon the preteen will do is release a couple songs now, perhaps an album, – they’ll do moderately well, then she’ll disappear for a bit and come back hot and legal circa 2018. If this actually happens you owe us a fiver!