Wanking off a whale with a cow’s vagina?
Yeah that’s right you did read that correctly. That little piece of crudity is exactly what Tommy Lee reckons they do to Tilikum the Killer Whale at SeaWorld. Writing to the aquatic establishment the mentalist rocker said, “We know from SeaWorld’s own director of safety (as well as videos on the web) that the way you get his sperm is by having someone get into the pool and masturbate him with a cow’s vagina filled with hot water,
‘Even in my wildest days with Motley Crue I never could’ve imagined something so sick and twisted.” We concur, it is pretty sick and twisted but mostly it makes us think of Tom Green wanking off that elephant in Freddie Got Fingered…BBM had an unsupervised upbringing.