It seems Perth has their very own Spiderman, and Captain George Stacy, as there is a new superhero who seeks justice against the ‘crime’ of Perth; Wheel Clamp Man (Insert theme song here, and cool montage here too).
The masked vigilante, if you can call him that, is saving motorists by removing clamps on cars to save people upto $135 (£88) in fines. In return, he asked for a small donation which goes towards the homeless. Aw, we love him already. I think his nemesis would be ‘The Taxman’.
The menace has said this about his crusade; “”I’m helping people out, I don’t feel I’m damaging property.”
“The amount of money these companies make off innocent people is insane. Where does that money go? Not into car parks or safer streets. It goes into their pocket.”
He is said to have been clamped, which started his crusade to help the innocent, and the police are describing him as a ‘menace who must be stopped. Plus his moustache looks just as good as Magnum PI’s, so the police must be jealous they can’t grow theirs like that!
By Jason Barr
@Barrjazz12
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