39684_zeta216_122_682loWELSH granddad shagger Catherine Zeta-Jones is flying back to “Cymru” to sing at the launch of the Ryder Cup golf tournament.

As part of a celebration of all things Welsh, Zeta-Jones will be joined by cleavage-tastic opera star Katherine Jenkins and male vocal choir Only Men Aloud for the show.

Organiser say they invited The ‘Chicago’ star in a bid to bring the “glitz and glamour of Hollywood” to Wales. Charlotte Church won’t be getting an invite then.

Carwyn Jones, Wales’ First Minister, said: “The whole of Wales is looking forward to The Ryder Cup, which will be a huge event for
us. ‘Welcome to Wales’ will be the ideal way to kick-start what will be a fantastic few days and will show the world the warm Welsh welcome that is awaiting visitors from all over the world.”

By ‘warm Welsh welcome’ we presume she’s talking about the way the locals look shiftily at anyone with an English accent and mutter to each other quietly in there incomprehensible drawl.