Timberlake Quits Music

Now depending on whether you adore him, or if you find him whiney and annoying, this next bit of news will either, ruin your life, make you very happy, or leave you with a dose of nonchalance. The man that dominated the early noughties with his solo pop career, Justin Timberlake, seems to be taking this notion that he can act a step too far, and seems to be ignoring his musical roots, which got him into Camron Diaz’s pants in the first place. Commenting on why he hasn’t made any music for a while, the singer, who’s voice hasn’t quite broken yet said, “…Does a painter make a painting because he has to make it by December 21st? No, he doesn’t. It happens when it pours out of him. That’s how music is for me. I never stop making music. I don’t know what else to tell you, except that I just don’t know [in] what capacity I want to be involved anymore. All I’m saying is, in very simple terms, I’ll know when I know. And until I know, I don’t know.” Our childish response to this is “Oh I’m Justin Timberlake and I’m a serious Hollywood actor, and look, I’m going to be all deep and arty and sound like I have a brain by giving a confusing and poetic sounding answer that doesn’t make any sense, because I don’t even know what I mean myself.”