Thinking outside the box

In a further attempt to hide her (for legal reasons, we must say ‘alleged’) transsexualism, Lady Gaga has claimed that she does not have sex these days because she’s afraid. We’ll let her explain.
“I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone, they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina” she told Vanity Fair for their September issue.
Now, here at BBM towers we have heard some doozies over the years as our fellow team members try to explain their recent dry spells, but none involved theft from private parts – except of course when the art of ‘vajazzling’ was involved.
In the Vanity Fair article, where Gaga appears in a nude photoshoot, she surprisingly explains that drugs were not the reason for her peculiar taste in costumes, encouraging her fans “[not] to think they have to be that way to be great. It’s in the past. It was a low point, and it led to disaster.” Ironically enough it took the BBM team 24 cases of beer to get through her video for Telephone but we completely understand, Gaga.