Upon finding one, you might want to refer to another authority. A knowledge of three-pin plugs just won’t suffice.
Tell that to Rodney Salomon though, a Florida fisherman who had an unusual find while out on his boat in the Gulf of Mexico.
After catching a live air-to-air missile on his boat, Rodney stayed out for another ten days with the device strapped to his vessel before returning to shore.
“I had it strapped to the roof of my boat as we rode through lightning storms,” Salomon said, as his crazily winked and smashed a saucepan over his head.
“I wasn’t scared. Why should I be scared?” Answer: Because you had a very large bomb with you for ten days.
A bomb squad dismantled the bomb when Salomon came back to shore and later said it could have gone off at any moment.
The madman wante
d to keep the missile as a souvenir. Even stranger, he found a second device a few days later, which he threw back after hearing beeping.

• THE classic Arnold Schwarzenegger movie Junior foretold of man giving birth.


Just as Terminator foretold of the impending war between man and machine (deal with it people, it is coming).
Junior was certainly prophetic, as Thomas Beattie, an American man who has female sex organs, gave birth to his first child last July. It was weird shit.
Well, he’s back for more. Tom has got him self stuffed again. How, we’re not sure but he’s certainly stuffed.
Beattie, who is legally a boy but still has the female bits, shocked the world, including your poor granny, when he announced his first pregnancy.
“I feel it’s not a male or female desire to have a child. It’s a human need. I’m a person and I have the right to have a biological child,” he said.
“We are a man, woman and child. It’s ironic that we are so different but yet, we’re just a family, just the same as anyone else.”

• MAKING a twat of yourself is a bit of an occupational habit of the single’s world.

When to call, when not to call, what to say, whether to stop the stalking – it’s a delicate and difficult process.
Dimitri, a resident of Toronto, doesn’t quite get it right. His advances towards a women called Olga have found their way onto the internet, i.e. Olga uploaded them.
“I am single. I have no trouble meeting women. Women approach me six or seven times a day but I’m very particular about what I like,” the Non Juan says in the first message.
“I couldn’t take my eyes off you and your friends were very jealous. Even if they say they weren’t, they were envious of the fact that I approached you.
He finishes the message with: “You may not get the message until Monday, but when you do, call me and then we’ll get together for coffee and chat and let the romance begin.”
No sign of a call back a few days later, the D man loses it a bit.
“I know your friends tell you not to return calls, you’re playing games like you see on stupid TV shows.
“Maybe you were abused in childhood, maybe your mother has cancer, maybe you’re going through chemo, maybe you’re just a person who is just extremely frightened or has an anxiety disorder.”
Look out ladies – he’s a smooth one!

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