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We all have our little addictions. BBM’s next door neighbour, for example, is addicted to having a coffee every morning before she leaves for work. And BBM is addicted to sneaking into her house after she’s left to sniff her underwear. Both addictions are harmless, cost very little and can lead to immense sexual gratification.
But spare a thought for Keyshia from Queens, New York, whose oddball habit makes us want to vomit into a child’s crying face.
Keyshia has become addicted to sniffing and chewing on urine-soaked nappies and says “the more pee the better”.
“I love it, it just tastes amazing. I have one when I’m cooking in the kitchen, I have one in my drawers, I have one when I’m sleeping, I keep some in my trunk, I keep some in my pocket book,” the psycho explained enthusiastically.
Apparently, the 22-year-old hoards dirty diapers from both friends and strangers and takes them with her everywhere she goes. We’re not sure what’s more unbelievable, the fact that she enjoys shoving piss-stained nappies into her gob or the fact that she actually has friends.
“You know when you’re walking into a room and you smell a strong smell like food and you kind of taste it?” she said. “That’s what it’s like. The heavier ones that have more pee smell better.”
What a freak. Seriously, BBM can’t write about this anymore, it’s making us feel unwell. Excuse us while we go next door and masturbate into our neighbour’s kettle. That always calms us down.