IN an abysmal turn of events, Arnold Schwarzenegger has Terminated his time as the governor of California.

The Austrian lothario apparently had enough of salacious run-ins with inappropriate females and just generally living his life as a female-bounty hunter, and handed in his notice just in time to miss California’s predicted budget shortfall of $25 billion.

This Barbarian, this Destroyer, will be sorely missed. We at BBM would like to point out we could have made a corny joke along the lines of “we hope he’ll be back”, but don’t want to seem like some desperate Junior cramming every film reference of his into a short space of text. Kindergarden Cop.