That good old glamour

Since all her other career attempts have failed, the plastic faced wench that is Katie Price has expressed her interest in getting back into glamour modeling, because let’s face it, that’s pretty much all she’s good for. However she then ruined the whole thing by adding, “I might do Playboy as a 40 or 50-year-old.” No, no, no, no one ever wants to see 50-year-old rubber boobs with crepey sun-bed damaged skin crinkling around them like the sperm-riddled Magaluf sea lapping two hilly islands. Do us a favour love and just disappear swiftly and gracefully.