as shocked as we were that the world didn’t end last week, we have to admit to being distinctly less shocked that an American teenager had done something incredibly stupid that resulted in death.
So excited were this group of teenagers when the world didn’t end that they celebrated by jumping off a bridge and into a rapidly running river.
One of them couldn’t swim.
They haven’t actually found the body but BBM assumes it’s not good news.
Geez. Whatever happened celebrating in safe way? You know, like drink-driving or Russian roulette.