george michael

BETTER start keeping your wits about you the next time you use a public toilet, George Michael is moving to Sydney.

The Mardi Gras-loving star has spent £3 million on a three-storey, five-bedroom pad with a pool, glass walls, a terrace and a huge deck. A source said: “He loves Sydney and plans to split his time between here and London.”

Of course it’s possible he just misheard when someone said there was a huge deck available on Oxford Street.