A BRUMMIE do-gooder has discovered the fastest way to get beaten up by a load of drug dealers after prowling the streets of
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“I know he got beaten by drug dealers a few months ago but he didn’t say a lot about it,” said the mother of crimefighting vigilante Scott Cooke. “He’s been a very naughty boy, not telling me he was a superhero.”
The 26-year-old one-man crimebusting machine only fights the forces of evil at night though – so it doesn’t interfere with his job advising customers about loans and savings at
He dons a mask, Union Jack shirt and a utility belt and prowls
So far it seems he’s only succeeded in having the shit beaten out of him, although he claims he helped arrest a drug dealer and foiled a break-in.
“I thought something funny was going on because he was going out until the early hours,” said his mum. “He was always driving to
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