Snakes Threaten Homes In ScotlandWe despair at the depleting intelligence of the general public, I mean why can’t they all just be as intellectually superior as BBM?

A thicko Scottish woman who refuses to be named (most likely due to the realisation that she has an IQ of 0.3) called the Scottish Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals when she thought she had a mahoosive python in her attic. When the snake clearing swat team descended on her home, they found that the “snake” was nothing more than a common draft excluder used to stop warm air from escaping from underneath doors.

What we would also like to bring up is just who the flup buys draft excluders these days? We thought those went out with shell suits and Boglins in the early 90s.

Jees Louise!

By Fanny Frangipane
@fannyfrangipane

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