Sheen’s Not Winning Anymore

The news we were all expecting finally came to light in November: Charlie Sheen has HIV.
In an interview with Today host, Matt Lauer, the former Two and a Half Men star admitted to having the disease and spending “upwards of $10 million” trying to keep people quiet about it – money well spent, clearly.
Since the revelation, there have been rumours of sex tapes showing the actor smoking crack and performing oral sex on a man – which truly gives a new meaning to Eight Men Out. He could also be facing lawsuits from former lovers (including porn stars and hookers) who claim he never told them about the virus. Looks like there are going to be a few thousand awkward phone calls made this month…