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It would appear that Miley Cyrus is sticking to the book when it comes to participating in the Disney program for stardom. The 18-year-old was recently filmed smoking a bong and laughing her head off manically, and of course in turn this video was leaked by one of her “friends” to TMZ – you know, because there’s loads of people around her that she can trust. Her hillbilly dad, Billy Ray Cyrus is apparently pretty devastated by the footage and took to his twitter writing, “I had no idea. Just saw this stuff for the first time myself. I’m so sad. There is much beyond my control right now.” Cue 2 babies, 2 husbands weight gain, and shaving your head, or alternatively you could opt for anorexia, drug use, a lesbian fling, and losing all your film roles due to excessive partying – both are viable options for a young starlet.