McHooker Gets BookedThere’s certain things BBM would do for two cheese burgers (if we were really hungover or drunk) but having sex with a policeman in a car park is not one of them.

It was recently reported that a woman got taken down by a late night vice operation in Florida when a policeman was trawling for hookers (not a bad job, some might say).

The policeman pulled up to a 47-year-old woman, who we’re guessing resembled Homer Simpson in drag, and “asked if she wanted a ride.” The woman accepted the offer, got in the undercover vehicle, and “engaged in a conversation about sex,” according to a police report. The policeman then told the woman that he was looking for a “fuck” and asked if that was something she could help him with. To which she replied she “could go have sexual intercourse if I bought her two double cheese burgers off the dollar menu at McDonald’s.” The horny cop said, “I agreed to the deal and purchased the hamburgers for $2.75.”

The fat ho then also said he could tip her, so he gave her $60 and she got done for prostitution. Now quite frankly, we’re seeing it from the prossie’s point of view, as the poor fat lass only wanted to get a cheeseburger, sex was just a bonus point.

What is this world coming to?

By Fanny Frangipane
@fannyfrangipane

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