Man gets an eel stuck up his penisEveryone’s become accustomed to the familiar sight of fish pedicures in beauty salons, but we’re yet to entertain the idea of eel baths after hearing this. Zhang Nan from China was bathing with live eels to cleanse his skin when one rogue eel decided to explore him further and the two became intimate as it swam into his penis. Feeling a sharp pain Nan rushed to hospital underwent a 3 hour operation to remove the 6 inch eel from his bladder.

Commenting on his ordeal Nan said, ‘I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.’

We’ll be off now to throw up, then sit cowering in the corner of the bathroom rocking back and forth trying to convince ourselves this story isn’t true.