image of hard decisionMEN across the world will have to make some tough decisions this week.

In addition to “which hand tonight,” men are now being forced to make a choice between making her squeal and hearing her squeal.

Horny researchers in the UK have discovered Viagra may cause deafness.

To be fair, the deaf have been coping for years, thanks to sign language… (pictured)

The study surveyed drug watchdogs in the U.S. and across the globe and discovered 47 cases of sudden hearing loss linked to anti-impotence drugs.

A further 200 cases were linked to “I don’t think she’s faking it anymore,” and “I didn’t pay you to scream in my ear.”