A PISSED-UP goat on a pub crawl wreaked havoc in Surrey this week after being let loose in a bar.
After being refused service in three pubs and a Subway, the goat – which was being led around town by two drunk locals – was set free in the Jack Fairman bar in Horley.
The farmyard deviant duly went mental, butting customers and generally causing grief.
“They came in and we saw the lead and tried to tell them they couldn’t have a dog in the pub,” said chef Richard Buttifant.
“They said ‘it’s not a dog’ – then the goat put its head up over the bar. It was surreal.”