Keeping Abreast Of Technology

Technology isn’t just there to make access to porn easier, it also helps us in numerous other ways too. For example, nowadays we can keep all our music on a tiny little box, communicate with each other instantly from anywhere in the world, and directly abuse celebrities on Twitter from the comfort of our own home.
It also helps our children in the classroom, as one group of young teenagers discovered in Indiana last month when they were given access to the shiny new school iPad. Little did they know, they were also being given access to their teacher’s tits.
The class were playing with the iPod when topless pictures of their teacher popped up. Touch screen technology? Fondle-screen technology more like. Phwoar!
Apparently the teacher’s iPhone accidentally synched with the tablet and transferred all her private snaps.
And when four teens discovered the saucy folder, the teacher wasn’t exactly best pleased – and suspended all of them. Bit harsh really, getting your tits out for some randy teens and then punishing them for having a look. Bet it was worth it though.
One of the suspended pupils, 13-year-old Joshua Troutt, told a local TV station an image of his teacher’s bare chest appeared on screen unexpectedly when his classmate pressed a button.
“It’s not our fault that she had the photo on there,” he said.
“We couldn’t do anything to not look at it, if it just popped up when he pressed the button.
“It was her fault that she had the photo on there. Her iPhone synched to it. She had to have pressed something to make all of her photos synch on there.”
We take it back. Technology really is there just to make access to porn easier. Hurrah!