Photo of Keep A BreastIf there’s one thing BBM takes very seriously it’s political correctness. That’s why we’d never use the C word unless absolutely necessary.

According to a Philadelphia judge we’re now free to say “boobies” whenever we damn well like. Yay!

The case ended up in court after two teenage girls got into trouble at school for wearing breast cancer awareness bracelets saying “I heart boobies.” Lezzas.

The school claimed that the bracelets, made by The Keep A Breast Foundation, were “a lewd double entendre.”

BBM despises double entendres. And we always keep a breast.

In our pocket. You know, just in case we meet a girl with only one. We wouldn’t want her to feel bad…