Ok we’re really sick to death of Russell Brand and Katy Perry’s undying love for each other, can they just hurry up and get married already and just shut up about it. Katy Perry decided to turn up to the VMA’s sporting mini pictures of her husband-to-be on her finger nails. WTF. Now, quite frankly we have to say, that even if we were married to someone and they turned up with tiny pictures of you all over their finger nails, would you not run a mile? This sounds like some serious obsession to us. Come on Rusty Rockets, come back to Blighty where you can be a horrid nymphomaniac and make every body laugh – enough of this lovey dovey silliness.