ICE ICE BABY

With the sun having set on 2010’s reality TV quota for a couple of weeks, it’s now time to start getting excited about Dancing on Ice, which starts in the new year. Yeah ok so no one is excited about it, apart from the thought of seeing Hollyoak’s Jennifer Metcalfe in one of those skimpy outfits. However there is less enthusiasm about seeing Nadia Sawalha shaking her bootay on the ice. As for fame-whoring, there’s going to be a delightful dose of it coming from Richard and Judy’s spawn, Chloe Madeley, who isn’t famous for anything and has no discearnable talent of which to take note, so we’re sure she’ll be a massive hit, alongside Vanilla Ice. His one song will be set for re-release circa March – we’re gathering!