Harold Bishop Comes To Kent

Alright, not really, but that would be fun right? A man possibly in his 50’s or 60’s woke up on a beach in Kent recently with no recollection of who he is or how he got there. He told police that he reckons his name is Frank, but we think that’s possibly an effect of all the news about Amy Winehouse and her previous album ‘Frank’. Also we’d definitely pick a better name if we had a chance to start over like Horatio Titus Magnum or “King”, you know like Prince but better. Detective Creed handling the case said the man had arrived at hospital with a bad headache, amnesia and neck pain but tests carried out revealed no apparent reason for his problems. We reckon this is all an elaborate plan to leave his wife.