ONE night, BBM was surfing through the channels to find something remotely entertaining to sooth our insomniatic ways.

 

What we found, however, was a terrifying short film named Green Porno and starring 30 Rock and Blue Velvet star Isabella Rossellini. In Green Porno, Rossellini re-enacts the mating rituals of various insects and other animals with cardboard cut-outs and foam-rubber sculptures. As we said, terrifying.

 

So it’s no surprise that in a recent interview, Isabella decided to explain how interesting duck’s vaginas are. BBM can honestly say, we have never even thought about the fact that ducks even have vaginas, let alone typed the two words next to each other. Prepare to be amazed.

 

“I don’t know about the most interesting sex life but the female duck has an interesting vagina. It has a lot of dead ends, like a maze. Female ducks are often raped violently by a group of males. She can decide where the sperm goes. If she is mated by a male she likes and thinks would be good for her babies, then she would let his sperm go to a channel that leads to her eggs. Otherwise, she can send the sperm to a dead end. Extraordinary.”

 

We just vomited a bit in our mouth.