Gold, frankincense and kaboom!Gold, frankincense and kaboom!
WANT to feel like a celebrity by doing your Christmas shopping while flanked by special-forces trained goons? Simply go to London and Birmingham and wear a Osama Bin Laden mask.
Apparently special SAS hit squads are out in force in England’s biggest cities as the army plans to foil ny al-Qaeda bid to cause Mumbai-style carnage amid Britain’s Christmas crowds.
Merry Christmas everyone – and death to the infidels!