God Positioning System
It seems as if the big man upstairs isn’t the only thing looking after Christmas this year, and we don’t mean cranky old Mr. McMahon on level five.
Churches have begun to embed their nativity scene Jesus with GPS tracking devices in case of theft.
This is the same method regularly used by Scientologists to mess with Tom Cruise’s brain when he travels.
Two years ago in America, Baby Jesus was stolen from a display. So last year, church rigged up a GPS device, sealed it inside, painted it over and dressed the figure.
When he was stolen, police traced it to the home of a teenager who said he got it from another teen at a party. A report that Jesus was stolen from a teen named Mary, who claimed she just wanted her son back, have gone unconfirmed.