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Amateur Surgeon Makes a Balls Up

Funny Joke Stories. Expensive medical treatment can often cost an arm and a leg, but if you do it on the cheap, it can also cost you your testicles, as a tightass from Port Macquarie discovered last month when he got some bloke to perform ballbag surgery on him in a hotel room.

The 52-year-old idiot posted an online ad seeking a cheaper alternative to removing a pain in his nether regions that didn’t involve paying a qualifed surgeon. Spying a chance to make a buck, Allan George Matthews, from Glen Innes in the Northern Tablelands, responded and duly lopped off the sore sack in a Port Macquairie hotel.

Unfortunately, and unsurprisingly, the resulting wound became infected and the man had to go hospital anyway. Now the amateur surgeon who ‘helped’ him is up in court for the charge of unlawfully removing a man’s testicle. Sounds like he dropped a bollock there.

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Pitchfork

Wow, there are so many new albums coming out soon! It can be hard to keep track of them all, but luckily, Pitchfork has got us covered with their guide to upcoming albums. 

In the next few months, we can expect some exciting new releases from Yaya Bey, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, Shellac, Fontaines D.C., Billie Eilish, Dua Lipa, Beth Gibbons, St. Vincent, Justice, Kamasi Washington, Mdou Moctar, Crumb, and many more talented artists.


This guide includes information on streaming and digital release dates and will be updated regularly, so we

UFC

American former undisputed Heavyweight World Champion VS Internet celebrity and ‘professional boxer’

Article by Ruby Shakir

Mike Tyson reentering the scene in bizarre Heavyweight professional boxing match against American YouTuber Jake Paul.

This is sure to be an unforgettable fight to say the least. Jake Paul (9-1, 6 kOs) has stated he wants to focus on fighting real boxers to eventually compete for a world title. But for now he aims to fight long retired Mike Tyson (56-6, 44 KOs), a former heavyweight champion and one of the best boxers in history.