spy americaACCORDING to CBS news, a super secret spy satellite has been launched into the sky by the American Air Force. But it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone alright? It is believed to be the the largest satellite in the world, capable of electronic eavesdropping thanks to its huge collecting antenna. Way to make us feel safe, America.

Then again, judging by the ‘secrecy’ surrounding this satellite launch, lets hope the Yanks are better at keeping the eavesdropping secret. The Air Force had hoped to launch the satellite a fortnight ago, but suspect wiring in the system needed to be replaced. That’s what happens when you get QANTAS to build your satellites!