$500,000 worth of medial equipment was stolen from the Florida Hospital Center for Diagnostic Pathology, however there’s a catch. The equipment was infected with flesh eating bacteria. According to police spokesman Sgt. Vince Ogburn, the numbnut thieves loaded the biohazardous machines in a trailer pulled by a pickup truck (in true hillbilly fashion).
Amongst the stolen goods were a slide stainer and specimen analyzer full of vials.
So, basically watch out people of Florida, flesh eating bacteria could be coming to a face near you very shortly.
By Fanny Frangipane
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