IF there’s one things BBM hates more than animal cruelty it’s the sound of a dog barking. Neighbour from hell Richard Zmolek couldn’t agree more.
Dogs barking is fucking annoying. That’s why he threatened his neighbours and their dog with a power saw.
As you do.
The psychopath (pictured) was heard screaming, “Let your dog out. I’m going to cut his head off. I’m going to cut your head off too!”
Apparently the owner had a nasty cough which sounded a bit doggy in the mornings so she had to go too.
We’re not quite sure how thoroughly the DIY-advocate thought out this plan.
Police report he was running the power saw from an extension cord from his garage, so perhaps chasing the dog would be quite difficult.
“Now he knows what it’s like to be tied up on a leash all day,” barked Fido. “I’m totally shitting on his lawn tomorrow after this.”
