EH CNA'T DVIRE..RO SPLEL

The BBM team have been very cautious since the new revenue raising mobile speed cameras were introduced onto Sydney roads.
Back in East Sussex, however, Matthew Cook doesn’t have such worries – he was convinced that his excuse for speeding was foolproof.
You see, when Cook was caught weaving in and out of traffic, smoking a cigarette and doing 166km in a 96km zone, he told police that he ‘did not understand the speed dial because he was suffering from dyslexia.’ Genius!
The Crown Court wasn’t too understanding though, banning Cook from the roads for the next three years.