Dreaded Scenario

• IT’S the dreaded scenario every pilot spends months training for, hoping it will never happen to them.
And that nightmare came true on a SkyWest Airlines flight from Montana to Salt Lake City last week, when a space alien boarded the plane and started banging on the cockpit door demanding control.
Fortunately, it just turned out to be some drunk nutcase passenger called Matthew Kleindorfer who was convinced he was an alien.
His insane actions forced the plane to land at Idaho Falls and he was later arrested on counts of disturbing the peace, resisting arrest and a felony count of battery of an officer. It seems we’re safe once more from the alien threat… FOR NOW!